watermelonic studies
Watermelon Sacrificing
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Graduate students who complete the University’s Watermelon Husbandry program can receive a second Master’s degree as an Ordained Sacrifical Watermelon Priest. Because of the complex ethical nature that comprises courses within the Watermelon Sacrifical Priesthood program, we regret that we can only accept students who have completed Master’s degrees in Watermelon Husbandry at Okonkuluku University. […]
Watermelon Husbandry
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
A Unique Approach To Understanding Watermelon Science
Students in the Watermelon Husbandry program are amongst Okonkuluku’s finest agrarians and most well-respected community leaders. Modeled duly on the French philosophy Laissez-faire and Chinese Taoism, the O.K.U. Watermelon Husbandry program is just as important for watermelon seedlings as it is for the students who raise them. While contemporary […]