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Exotica Performance Program
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008Updated June 5, 2008
For the Serious Exotica Musician
The Exotica Performance Program (EPP) at Okonkuluku University is geared towards students who dream of performing live exotica across the world. The EPP has two basic tracks: Classic Exotica (for the study and performance practice akin to Martin Denny, Les Baxter, Arthur Lyman, Gene Rains, Augie Colon, Robert […]
Watermelon Sacrificing
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Graduate students who complete the University’s Watermelon Husbandry program can receive a second Master’s degree as an Ordained Sacrifical Watermelon Priest. Because of the complex ethical nature that comprises courses within the Watermelon Sacrifical Priesthood program, we regret that we can only accept students who have completed Master’s degrees in Watermelon Husbandry at Okonkuluku University. […]
Watermelon Husbandry
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
A Unique Approach To Understanding Watermelon Science
Students in the Watermelon Husbandry program are amongst Okonkuluku’s finest agrarians and most well-respected community leaders. Modeled duly on the French philosophy Laissez-faire and Chinese Taoism, the O.K.U. Watermelon Husbandry program is just as important for watermelon seedlings as it is for the students who raise them. While contemporary […]
Individualized Double Masters Degree
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Okonkuluku University proudly announces a new program, the Individualized Double Masters Degree, in recognition of our talented and increasingly interdisciplinary graduate students. The program is open to any student already enrolled in a graduate program at O.K.U.
Multiple Pathways for Entrepreneurial Students
Students are encouraged to make connections between colleges and cross-register for courses as much as […]
General Studies
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008At O.K.U., we drink and think. Then drink, think, drink, think, think, and drink some more! No, seriously. This section is actually under construction like it’s 1995.
School of Design
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008At the Okonkuluku University School of Design, students are encouraged to explore the arts via multiple media and through a wide variety of applications. Popular majors include: tiki mug/ceramicware design, illustration, fishermans’ lamp-making and tiki/wood carving. Through a special exchange program hosted by the Royal Consqueezatory, School of Design students are allowed to enroll in […]