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Watermelon Sacrificing
Last Updated March 2, 2008
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Graduate students who complete the University’s Watermelon Husbandry program can receive a second Master’s degree as an Ordained Sacrifical Watermelon Priest. Because of the complex ethical nature that comprises courses within the Watermelon Sacrifical Priesthood program, we regret that we can only accept students who have completed Master’s degrees in Watermelon Husbandry at Okonkuluku University. Students interested in applying to this selective, individualized program should consult a member of the faculty in their first year of WH graduate studies, so that they may plan their WH coursework accordingly.
Please note that, due to Okonkuluku Village policies, Okonkuluku University does not grant ordination as a condition of fulfilling graduation requirements; the Village conducts its own priesthood exams on a semi-annual basis to alums of our program who have dutifully completed coursework and performance evaluations.
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