Archive for March, 2008
« Previous EntriesThe Lime
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008A foundational course dedicated to one of the most important fruits in the universe. Limes: who grows them, and how? What are the anatomical body parts most commonly found in limes? What ways have limes been peeled and squeezed throughout the ages? And finally, a look at one of the most sour disputes known to […]
Romanticism and the Emergence of Tiki
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008Course taught by Prof. Humming Flower
Catalog Description
An examination of 19th century Romanticism and its undeniable connections to modern-day tiki enthusiasts. Lectures presented (sung) as German lieder with accompaniment from School of Music collaborative vibraphone and percussion faculty. Students are expected to have a thorough understanding of harmony, as presented in works by Schubert, Brahms, Wolff, […]
Film Exotique
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008This course introduces typical mid-century pop-cultural themes such as ‘paradise lost and found’, cannibalism, and ‘tribal villagers threaten white-collar americans.’ Emphasis is put on films created prior to 1959. Based on detailed analyses of plot, character, setting, costuming, lighting, and director inebriation, students will write their own short stories and produce them as film miniatures. […]
O.K.U. Film Seminar Film Festival
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008This is going to be a very special event. Check back here for more details soon.
Watermelon Sacrificing
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Graduate students who complete the University’s Watermelon Husbandry program can receive a second Master’s degree as an Ordained Sacrifical Watermelon Priest. Because of the complex ethical nature that comprises courses within the Watermelon Sacrifical Priesthood program, we regret that we can only accept students who have completed Master’s degrees in Watermelon Husbandry at Okonkuluku University. […]
Watermelon Husbandry
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
A Unique Approach To Understanding Watermelon Science
Students in the Watermelon Husbandry program are amongst Okonkuluku’s finest agrarians and most well-respected community leaders. Modeled duly on the French philosophy Laissez-faire and Chinese Taoism, the O.K.U. Watermelon Husbandry program is just as important for watermelon seedlings as it is for the students who raise them. While contemporary […]
Individualized Double Masters Degree
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Okonkuluku University proudly announces a new program, the Individualized Double Masters Degree, in recognition of our talented and increasingly interdisciplinary graduate students. The program is open to any student already enrolled in a graduate program at O.K.U.
Multiple Pathways for Entrepreneurial Students
Students are encouraged to make connections between colleges and cross-register for courses as much as […]
General Studies
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008At O.K.U., we drink and think. Then drink, think, drink, think, think, and drink some more! No, seriously. This section is actually under construction like it’s 1995.
School of Exoticology
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Royal Consqueezatory
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008The Royal Consqueezatory is an admission-selective college for students seeking professional careers in cocktailology and mixology sciences. Open by audition only, students enrolled at the Consqueezatory engage in stimulating courses that encourage creativity, inquiry, analytic and reflective thinking. All assessment is done through in-person performance evaluations, that is, “learning by doing”. Sir Lyman Lemons is […]
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