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Updated June 5, 2008

Okonkuluku! Welcome to the online home of Okonkuluku University, also known by the nicknames O.K.U. and Okonkuluku U.

School Philosophy

Okonkuluku U. is a FOM-accredited private institution of higher education, with campuses in Boston, MA (USA) and Mooshington D.C. (OKONKULUKU). Our specialty programs in Watermelon Husbandry, Cocktailology, Exoticology, and Watermelon Sacrifice are unique offerings and produce leaders in their respective fields. Undergraduate students at O.K.U. receive mentorship from both Faculty and Graduate students. O.K.U.’s foundational philosophy is a triangulated framework known as the “Tiki Drinker-Thinker” (TDT) philosophy. In short, it’s the belief that O.K.U. students excel at their particular studies when embracing the arts of Tiki Drinking, Thinking, Tiki Drinking, and any combination thereof (may include teaching). Any student who believes in this framework will succeed at Okonkuluku U.

Colleges within Okonkuluku University

We currently offer degree programs in the following areas:

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