Updated June 5, 2008
Okonkuluku! Welcome to the online home of Okonkuluku University, also known by the nicknames O.K.U. and Okonkuluku U.
Okonkuluku U. is a FOM-accredited private institution of higher education, with campuses in Boston, MA (USA) and Mooshington D.C. (OKONKULUKU). Our specialty programs in Watermelon Husbandry, Cocktailology, Exoticology, and Watermelon Sacrifice are unique offerings and produce leaders in their respective fields. Undergraduate students at O.K.U. receive mentorship from both Faculty and Graduate students. O.K.U.’s foundational philosophy is a triangulated framework known as the “Tiki Drinker-Thinker” (TDT) philosophy. In short, it’s the belief that O.K.U. students excel at their particular studies when embracing the arts of Tiki Drinking, Thinking, Tiki Drinking, and any combination thereof (may include teaching). Any student who believes in this framework will succeed at Okonkuluku U.
Colleges within Okonkuluku University
- College of General Studies
- Royal Consqueezatory (Cocktailology programs)
- School of Business
- School of Design
- School of Education
- School of Watermelonic Sciences (Husbandry and Priesthood)
We currently offer degree programs in the following areas:
- Watermelon Husbandry
- Exoticology (historical study of exotica music & musicians)
- Exotica Performance Program (auditions required)
- Watermelon Priesthood